She has already been through your pockets.
Nosey Posy makes shirts and embroidered sweatshirts for riders, and for whoever holds the lead rope. Jokes only the barn gets. The shop opens on Etsy soon.

Every barn has a Posy.
The one who checks your coat for mints before you've said hello. Who unties herself, leans on the fence for the grass on the other side and spooks at a leaf she has seen every day for six years.
Posy is made up. Yours probably isn't. We draw her so you can wear the joke your non-horse friends won't quite get, and the quiet lines about the horse who meets you at the gate.
How horsey was your week?
Tap every square that happened. Five in a row is a bingo. Every card is different, so send yours to the barn group chat and compare.
Barn bingo
Card no. 1650
0 of 24 marked. Five in a row wins.
On the drawing board
Lines we're drawing right now. They're drafts, not products yet. Nothing is for sale until the Etsy shop opens.
Braided him myself. It shows.
embroidered sweatshirt, for anyone who has plaited at 5 a.m.
He nickers when he hears my car.
fine line, for the moment you get recognised
Collected. Ish.
for dressage riders, and the judge's comments
Spooked by a leaf. Good grief.
embroidered, first of a series
Curry. Brush. Hush.
embroidered, for the quiet half hour of grooming
Coming soon to Etsy.
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